Insult #7: The hair, i've seen it when it looks nicer...it just looks, wrong, now...
Insult #8: Oh, i love your jeans, i saw the EXACT same pair in Oxfam!! [Oxfam being a second hand, charity shop]
Insult #9: You're not shallow, shallow people are attractive.
Insult #10: I would be insulted by that remark, if i actually cared about your insect-like existance.
Insult #11: I'm sorry, i don't speak fluent moron...
(Some of the above work better in reply to something)
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America: So soaked in Religion its seething with Sin.
"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"America is the most grandiose experiment the world has seen, but, I am afraid, it is not going to be a success." - Sigmund Freud
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