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I was a horrible teenager. I put a cat in a microwave for one second in order to catch the scene on video. I pissed on a kid who was passed out at a party. I mooned an old lady for fun. I tipped a port-a-potty. I threw a huge rock through a bank window. I put a huge stop sign in the middle of the road at night on a dark street so people would hit it. I cleaned the toilet with my stepmom's toothbrush and wiped a booger on her nightgown. I guess I was angry. I'm a pretty happy person now, but I feel bad about my past.
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I've been accused of doing such an evil thing to my cat. I helped someone piss at a party (they were drunk), does that count? Never mooned an old lady. I half tipped a port-a-potty, but realised it'd be mean to cover my friend in shit (Cadets, this is). Haven't put a sign in the middle of a road. Haven't done the toothbrush thing. Wiped a booger many times, not on any one else's but my clothes
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When I was in 1st grade, our classroom bathroom broke and we had to use another bathroom in another class. Needless to say, this was an absolutely terrifying prospect for this seven-year-old. I decided to pee in my pants right there in the middle of the room and let my pants soak it up. Well, that didn't happen, the pee ran right down my pant-leg and formed a puddle in the middle of the floor. I never fessed up to it, and like to think no one ever knew.
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We don't have toilets in classrooms over here, other than Pre-School. What sick place has them in any year other than infants!?
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i had sex with my 10th grade math teacher...a lot.
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Never... And Josh can vouche for that one. I mean, I do have
some standards.
Alcar...