Alcar I found yours......
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I was a horrible teenager. I put a cat in a microwave for one second in order to catch the scene on video. I pissed on a kid who was passed out at a party. I mooned an old lady for fun. I tipped a port-a-potty. I threw a huge rock through a bank window. I put a huge stop sign in the middle of the road at night on a dark street so people would hit it. I cleaned the toilet with my stepmom's toothbrush and wiped a booger on her nightgown. I guess I was angry. I'm a pretty happy person now, but I feel bad about my past.
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Or maybe it's.....
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892943635 When I was in 1st grade, our classroom bathroom broke and we had to use another bathroom in another class. Needless to say, this was an absolutely terrifying prospect for this seven-year-old. I decided to pee in my pants right there in the middle of the room and let my pants soak it up. Well, that didn't happen, the pee ran right down my pant-leg and formed a puddle in the middle of the floor. I never fessed up to it, and like to think no one ever knew.
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...well we know know......or is it....
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540888374 i had sex with my 10th grade math teacher...a lot.
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I could fid some more but i'm bored....