[Zach Roy Wilson]

THIS WILL FINALLY FIGURE OUT THE GENDER YOU WOULD'VE BEEN IF YOU HADN'T HAD YOU SEX TRANSFIGURED...

1. WHEN I SEE A PREGNANT WOMAN I...
a.)want to cocieve a baby
b.)want to make jokes about pregnant people
c.)want to split in half to make another copy
d.)ask her is it a boy or girl
e.)want to transform into Alcar

2. WHEN I WANT TO SCAN SOMETHING I SCAN...
a.)a baby's cute little picture and share it with my friends
b.)my butt. It's cool and entertaining
c.)ripped paper
d.)nothing. I wanna take the scanner apart
e.)a picture of Alcar

3. I AM AT A STORE AND I AM IN THE...
a.)baby section
b.)condom and dildo section
c.)stuff being pulled apart section
d.)'how does it work' section
e.)the Alcar action figure section

4. I SAW SAM AND NOW I WANT TO...
a.)have millions of babies
b.)poke her tits
c.)split in half
d.)study her
e.)go see Alcar

5. I AM TAKING THIS TEST BECAUSE...
a.)there are questions about babies
b.)there are stupid and perverted questions
c.)I wanted to see if there was going to be a splitting question
d.)I wanna know my gender
e.)you mentioned Alcar

6. WHAT WAS THE FIRST QUESTION I ASKED YOU?
a.)Do you wanna have a baby?
b.)How perverted are you?
c.)What is mitosis?
d.)Are you curious about your gender?
e.)Am I Alcar?

And now the tally...

Mostly As: You're probaly a woman obsessed with creating life you're most likely a producer

Mostly Bs: You're a sick pervert with a love for porno a definite user

Mostly Cs: You are a cell almost ready to split a producer

Mostly Ds: You are a curious person but are sterile a user

Mostly Es: You're Alcar a user

None really: Well, that makes you subnormal