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Originally posted by Dave
(ooc: RM i hope you don't mind that I took over on Ammy ... you decided to drop her ... but I wanted to keep her in!  )
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((ooc: Hey, that's great Dave! I actually hoped that someone would like to take Ammy^____^ Take good care of her--m'kay?))
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RM: "Jammer..."
Jammer: "....hmmm?"
RM:"... I think we should get back to work... We've been sitting here for...um..." *looks for a clock--not finding one* "...too long...?" *eyes Jammer and sees him smile*
Jammer: "Yeah, you're right. We've been sitting here
far too long... I can't feel my ass!"
RM: "....Wha---?" *sniggers* "...you can't feel your...
ass?!"
Jammer: "Well, you know! When you sit around, doing nothing for few hours---your ass goes numb!"
RM: "I know... but, no offence--- since when sligs did have asses?" *tries to hold back laughter*
Jammer: "Dunno--- since now, I guess..." *glares at RM, smiling widely*
The two sligs stare at eachother for a while, before bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
RM: "Jam--hehehe--Jammer... that was the--hahahah-- the most stupid thing---*cough*--- I've ever heard!"
Jammer: "Yeah--hehehee-- I know, bro--*snort*--I know!"
RM: *wipes tears away from his eyes--still sniggering loudly*
Jammer: "Right..--hehe--... We should get going..."
RM: "Gotcha...--hah--..."
Jammer: "Cool... I'm off now, bro--- see ya later at the rest room!" *stand up and leaves the canteen*
RM: "Right... see ya then..." *sniff* "...Jayne..."
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Jammer is waltzing past the rest room, on his way to the stockyards and sees Ammy zip by to the rest room.
Jammer:"Whoa! Hey, watch it brat!" *mumbling* "Everyone is always in a hurry--- no one knows how to chill nowadays..." *lights a cig* "...Where is this world coming to..."
He continues down to the stockyards--opens the gates and steps outside-- instantly being greeted by the smell of rotting flesh.
Jammer: "Holy Sh*t! Damn--this looks--and smells-- twice more horrible that it did yesterday..." *scans the field of dead animals* "Heh, ---behold--the fruit of my labour! Man, I did a great job! Hehhehehehe..." *spots Dave*
Jammer cocks his eyebrows and moves closer to Dave.
Jammer: "Hey--you...! Whatcha doing here...?" *sees the bloodied Adrian lying on the ground* "And what's with that mutt...?"