Knugg was pulled out of his office by a slig.
Knugg: Whaddya want dammit?! I was playin' solitaire!
Slig: Sorry sir, I have just been informed that the workers for the factory are here and Fud TV and M.O.M. have their reporters here. They're all waiting for you to give the Grand Opening speach and cut the ribbon with those big scisor things.
Knugg: Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that. Thanks...ummmm whoever you are.
Knugg stepped outside to see a huge crowd and they all cheered for him. Knugg stepped over to the microphone,
Knugg: Shut-up! Your stupid cheering is makin' my ears explode!
The crowd fell silent.
Knugg: Today is a special day. Today the first RF Branch of Fine Foreign Foods is established. I bet you're all dying to take the tour of the magnificent factory, so without futher delay *grabs big scisors and cuts the big red ribbon* I declare the RF Branch now officially open!
Everyone clapped, but Knugg gave em' another look, so they all stopped, except for an old mud in the front who couldn't hear what Knugg said, so Knugg pulled out his gun and shot him.
Knugg: Let's take a tour of the factory shall we?
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