Me fail English? That's unpossible!
I bent my Wookee ...
This is where I met the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!
I ated the purple berries! ... ooh, they taste like burning!
Ms. Hoover? I my worm accidentally got into my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?
Oh, boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
I saw the principle and Mrs. Krebopple in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and it looked at me.
When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!
If aquarium gravel is so bad for you, how come it tastes so good?
And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life.
The doctor said I wouldn't have nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there!
It says "I choo-choo-chooose you!" and there's a picture of a train!
Principle Skinner? I got carsick in your office.
Daddy, these rubber pants are hot. (You wear them 'til you learn, son.)
Was president Lincoln okay?
My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owies.
Hi, Lisa! We're going to be in a pie!
My knob tastes funny.
Look, Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!
Go, banana!
Hey, I know you! My daddy took your beer!
Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours!
Bushes are nice cuz they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one does. Ouch!
This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end.
He's gonna smell like hot dogs!
Then the doctor told me that both my eyes are lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever.
This snowflake tastes like fishsticks.
Hi, Principle Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Eww! Daddy, this tastes like Grandma!
At my house, we call fires "Uh-oh's."
Teacher, my shoes are making noise.
Everybody's hugging! (when he sees the Adult section at the video store)
Whee! I'm a pop sensation!
(If you're happy and you know it say a swear! Boobs! Heiny!) Mittens!
Can you open my milk, Mommy? (I'm not your mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover.)
When I grow up, I want to be a principle or a caterpillar.
Ralph Wiggum is the man. Period.
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