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09-23-2003, 04:44 AM
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If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Daylight savings time. Why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
How can there be self-help "groups?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chilli" if it's hot?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.


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