Okay, in answer to your questions...
A1: Her husband Hampton is in the kitchen, with Diana.
A2:He was abducted, i've been waiting for him to come back for 43 years!
A3:If I remember correctly, in an episode of Barney, it was Baby-Bop who stole the cookies from the cookie jar...
A4: Ostrichs used to be alot smaller, and were able to fly, until they evolved and couldn't fly anymore...either that or the feathers keep the ostrichs warm...
A5: Yes, all parents hold the keys to slavery, and most parents use them... but not always...
I hope I answered your questions, and I do hope you realize that they are made up answers...
