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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
Guess what? Eating even though you're full/or not hungry is a sin. It's called Gluttony.
Hitting the snooze button on your alarm clock in the morning is a sin. It's called Sloth.
Ever wanted a raise at work? Or to win the lottery? Guess what? You're a sinner. It's called Greed.
Someone ever do something to make you mad? Time to repent, sinner! Anger is also a sin.
Have you ever really wanted something? Like a new car, or toy? Maybe a new game, or computer? Well, you were Lusting after it. Prepare for the lake of fire, bitch.
Hanging up an A+ paper, or bragging about winning something is a sin. It's called Pride.
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Dammit DI, why did you have to post that. Now i bad for everything i do... i better go kill myself to repent 
But i think Greed is alrite, without Greed our world will never advance.
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"Why do you have to quote others when you can quote yourself?" (Quote by me)
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God.
You see things, and you say 'why'. But i dream things that never were and i say 'why not'.
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