That is rather sick mann. Have you ever pissed behind a bush in the woods before? The classic takeing a whiz ouside in mother nature scenerio is what I am talking about here. Some say if you have to take a shit and your in the woods use a pine cone to wipe your ass or elephant ear leaves. If one day your in the north American woods and you hear a howling noise, most likely thats not a wolf. Its probabaly some guy useing a pine cone to wipe his ass. ouch! hehe this is funny
Or when your on the highway and you pull over to take a piss and then your partner drives to reviel you to everybody driveing down the road. Thus resulting in you pissing your pants and getting your thingy caught in your zipper!
Just like in the movie Tommy Boy. This topic is sick but rather funny.
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