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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
The weirdest person I know is a Jehova's witness. I don't know him too well, but I do know he hates it when I punch him in the head when I walk by in class.
I don't understand why.
I explained to him I was just trying to be friendly. Then I asked him if jehova had a big penis.
Now, I just sit behind him in class, repeatedly hissing the word 'satan' under my breath.
He turned in a request form to be transferred to a different period....Unfortunately, I am an office aid for two periods, so I always 'lose' his slips.
I also bring him one hard boiled egg every day.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA....oh god. That. Was. HILARIOUS.
You're my hero, DI.
Now come to the storage room with me. We only have 5 minutes.