One time, my sister had this pen-pal. He was about 56, and my sister would send him stories, and he would publish them in his really little newsletter. My sister(Were gonna call her Peggy) really wanted him to come and see us, so my parents said that he could. He claimed to have not watched TV and see movies since he was 20! He cut his own hair, and he hardly ever took showers, but we didn't know that before he got here! So he got here, and he said that he was clinically blind, he had a walking stick that he swung around to make sure that he didn't trip over anything. And he wore one of those bright Orange construction suits all of the time. HE was scary! He really wanted Peggy's friends, men and women! He said that one of Peggy's friends were " Bigger that Texas and Alaska" BUST SIZE! And he said that he was blind! EVIL LIAR! He was so frieky! We took him to get his haircut,and the hair-dresser almost cried! He had dandruff the size of quarters! He smelled horrible and was sooo not blind! I was terrified of him!
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