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I work in a job where I spend a lot of time doing door to door. Occasionally other people will go with me. One of these people is an Arabic man who is probably about thirty five named Karam. He is the strangest person I have ever met. Nothing he does is normal. If a homeowner isn't home he will kneel down on their porch and start writing things in his pad for about fifteen minutes. Unfortunately he does this with his ass pointed straight out and up as if he is simply awaiting his anal exploration. Sometimes he tells me he needs to crack his back and then lies on the sidewalk spread eagle and begins jittering. People stare. I hide my face in my hands. We also have realised over time that he is extremely attracted girls who are about 12 years old. He was giving me a ride back to our shop one time when he saw a young girl running across the street and looking to me he says -hey, I betcha her *&%^y still smells like pee. I was shocked. What do you say to something like that? He is a genuine weirdo.