enough mourning, it been a week, time to get on with the story!
Chapter 11:
(MULLOK)
i have come to a conclusion, terrys new name is toast, since my fave food is toast and terrys myfave slig and some day i might just eat him, his new name is toast. if i call him terry again i'll have my head cut off by a coww named john (do not ask me what a cow is but i think it's from earth). i have heard the terr... i mean toast has been keeping a diary so says a bunkmate of his and hes been reading it. he said that there a remarks that i would not be pleased with about what he thinks about me. who knows i might just be able to eat toast after all *smacks lips* yummy.
"Boss, oh mighty great powerful one!" toast comes into my office screaming.
"what, toast!" i said
"sir! theres a... What? did you call me?" he asked shocked
"toast" said i
"uh..." he stuttered "may i ask why?"
"because" i answered" my fave food is toast and your my fave slig"
"oh boss" he said "i'm not all that"
"and" i added "i might eat you someday"
"WHAT!" toast yelled
"only if i find a need to kill you like keeping secrets from me"
"NO! uh... i mean no there is no secrets just the though of me being your lunch made me jumpy"
"Okay" i said "and what? exactly where you going to tell me?"
"uh...i'll tell you when i remember"
"fine" i said
toast left
"Wait!" i said
toast stopped and turned around.
"if i do find out that you are keeping secrets from me"
i did the slit throat sign with my foot/hand.
"yes... sir"
i like my job
To be continued...
good huh?
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