Not making anything up.
Oi, don't even get me started on my wierd dreams... I have had so many messed up dreams that they run together and never make sense. Like the one where I was nearly eaten by a pteradactyl in the frozen foods section of my grandparents house. Somehow I escaped and ended up in a mad scientists lair, where dogs with antlers were being created. Somehow a t-rex ate my bus, saving me from evil cyborgs. I hid under a glass table and joined the men in black organization. Then my school threw olives and had a war which blew up the marshmallow house and all of my worst enemies.
And I didn't even mention the gremlins or the bike ride away from a giant worm or the space gladiotar battle or the haunted house or the bunny that got killed by a robot...
Yeah I've had some wierd dreams. I usually have cool powers and lots of beautiful female friends.
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