[Lemming]

I hate my useless, pathetic computer
I hate stinkin' e-mail viruses
I hate my useless dial-up thing
I hate apes
I hate people who CAN'T TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK KEY
I hate clowns
I hate people using exclamation marks too much!!!!!!!
I hate snow
I hate the sun
I hate people who don't use punctuation
Last of all... I hate sports (or anything that involves running)

Aaah, that's better.