Hmmmm... Spending lunch with friends at school there was this yoghurt tub on the ground. My mate looked at me and asked "is this yours?" I said no. Obviously trying to be cool he stepped on it thinking it was empty (who throws away a full yoghurt) and there happened to be a hole in it. The yoghurt spurted all way up his pants.
At the Royal Adelaide Show (like an annual theme park that comes to town) we all bought rubber masks. Exiting the stall I walked straight into a telephone pole as soon as i put the mask on. And fell flat on my back. Everyone laughed (max 500 people) and I could only laugh as I walked off coz at least they didn't know who i was.
You have to be there...
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