Okay, my last story wasn't so funny, but I just remembered this one!
My sister was in kickboxing class, and her and the instructor were mongolian wrestling. In order to win, you have to pin the person on the ground; back flat and both arms and legs pinned. Anyway, the instructor was having a rough time pinning my sister. He had her on the ground with her back flat and her arms pinned, but he couldn't pin her legs because they were tucked into her chest. He was trying to pry them apart and pin them whilst holding her arms down mind you, so he was kind of trying to loosen them by burrowing his head between them and pinning them with his knees. Okay, the instructor is allready making a fool of himself in front of all his students, but he wasn't prepared for what was coming next. Anyway, while wrestling, both my sister and the instuctor were breathing hard and groaning.......then the instructor screams, "Open up your legs allready, women!" Well, the timeing couldn't have been more perfect, because right as he said this, my Dad walked into the studio to pick us up and drive us home!
Yeah, mr. instructor guy had a hard time explaining what happened!
