I fell off a giant lizard at the mall.
I had two bees in my shirt. At once.
For some reason, whenever I'm making fun of a teacher they always end up right behind me. Listening. Always.
A hamster went up my pants.
My friends have also had some weird experiences...
My friend Matt was de-pantsed in the hallway three times in just five minutes.
Graydon was sitting behind me in English class, and trying really hard to pull my chair towards him. He was really straining, and ended up...passing gas. Very loudly.
There are countless other strange experiences I've...um...experienced. But I can't remember them, so leave me alone.
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