America.
Culture: Television.
History: Land raped from Native Americans.
Recipe: Fry it. You can't go wrong with lard.
More specifically... Knoxville, Tennessee. You know, for such a big city, you would think it would be more interesting. We have a couple malls. And a neat independent record store. And a few nifty hole-in-the-wall shops. And... we have some malls. Malls. Yep.
It's actually quite the scenic place once you get out of the city, though. Sure, there's tourists and stuff... but it's like that everywhere. C'mon! There's not one, but TWO country music-themed amusment parks. Whee!
Maybe it's not as bad as I make it out to be... maybe it is. How would YOU know, anyway? Bastard.
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