I hate talent compotitions. Do people just sign up to look like complete imbosiles? I mean, someone gets on the stage, starts plucking a guitar string (or harming it) and goes "La!"
I mean, what the F*ck was that!?
I'm like: "Somebody throw something! Kill him!"
And then they bow like they've accomplished something. I mean, you dodn't end world freakin' hunger, Bub, you anhiallated any kind of talent. Good for freakin' you!
