[Jacob]

Ok, firstly the whole "Satan badness" thing is obviously wrong. "Why!?!" i hear you cry...well;

When God created people and shtuffs and first made Heaven he was forced to allow people up when they died to experience eternal bliss in his light. But, unfortunatly for him, the uncleansed ones who shunned him from their lives would also be forced to come into his light, this would somewhat...harm him. So, with that in mind he had to decide what to do with them and so he thought. Upon thinking he decided it best to reincarnate them. But during the course of a 100 years or so, the reincarnated uncleansed Souls started to fester and became more and more evil with each rebirth. This made life hard for him, he was now forced to watch as these creatures killed from an early age and destroyed the people who believed in him ever so loyaly. And although the deceased were happy to be with their creator, it meant utter turmoil for some of their relatives, who had not passed on, who were going through the grieving process. Now he was faced with yet another dilemma. Let the evil beings that he was forced to shun from Heaven continue their evil spree or design a place for them. They were not welcome in Heaven no more and never would be. So he called a meeting with all his Archangels. From Michael to Lucifer. And he pleaded with them, pleaded for their advice and comments. Upon the first 30 minutes they had all decided that God was right in creating a place of turmoil for them and so that factor had been decided. Now all that was left was for somebody to watch over them to make sure they don't escape and they get what they deserve. Punishment. Again, he asked for comments. Should he create another batch of Angels? Should he create some dedicated humans? All this would take time however and as every second passed more of his beloved children were being killed. So, raising his hand the first of his Angels stepped forwards. Knowing that the other of his kind would not want to step out of Gods-light to rule such a horrible place, Lucifer knew that nobody would volunteer. Yet he wanted to be on a equalness with God. He didn't really like been under him or, most of all, the humans. So, he raised his hand and volunteered. God was ecstatic with Lucifers willingness to aid him and quickly gave him the position of Ruler of Hell...

Anyway, it goes on. Lucifer wasn't able to cope with the overwhelmingness that was the ever-more sinful humans and thus asked other Angels to help him. These included Sin, who he later concieved Death with.

In time the people who read/co-writ the Bible realised that this wasn't exactly the storyline that would bring in the punters. Lucifer and co. would still be beautiful and in Gods light which meant there wasn't really a sense of terror. Not only that but they couldn't blame anyone for the wrongness of man, only man himself and so with that the story was changed. Lucifer turned evil, attacked God, got thrown to Hell and was forced to remain there until the end of the world. This way he could be blamed for everything as could his "Demons"

Yeh, so i just realised that the majority of people who are against gays and such like are Americans. Which makes me thankful to be born in England and shtuffs...phew!!

The whole gay sheep thing, in the Bible it says that Satan's evil minions possessed a whole herd of PIGS!!! That could be happening to those animals, so that people can think that it's ok to be gay because animals are doing it!

Ok...i suppose Legion could be possessing Animals and making them Gay, but how would that help with the "evilness" in the world. Its from my understanding that Lucifer is trying to turn people away from God and bring them under his wing...if that's the case then wouldn't he make all animals gay? And then all people gay? Or do something more sinister and constructive than making people gay?

Extract from my soon-to-be game. Lucifer talking with a Priest in Hell;

Lucifer: "Oh no, Legion never possessed Pigs...No. They can't even possess anything. They can turn into people and animals...sure...but not possess."

Priest: "So, what sort of people do they turn into?"

Lucifer: "Survey taker...people. The ones that ask for '2 minutes of your time' and keep you 10 minutes. This makes you late. You're forced to hurry. Your temper gets worse and worse until the people with the inner-nastyness snap and end up doing something Hell-worthy. I had a woman here the other day who had stabbed her husband 14 times because he made a snide remark about her mother..."

Priest: "Any...others?"

Lucifer: "Some Lawyers...not many mind. Erm...a quarter of the Clergy. God wants to make sure that the ones he lets past the Pearly gates are truely pure...most aren't...oh and door to door salesmen. Legion are kinda spread out everywhere...in all professions...testing all kinds of people. You can see through the extra rooms we're getting that work is speeding up and that's due to more sinners...i doubt that Heavens had 10, none babies, pass through its gates in the past 18 months. Whereas i've had millions of new workers in under a week...kinda depressing..."

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Damn you Pinky!! Forcing me to Edit, make my post longer and thus make people read it less!!:

It was meant for us not to have sin in the world.

Well, if God didn't want to have sin why did he -
1) Create her?
2) Make an Apple tree which was, apparently, sinful?
3) Allow Lucifer to tempt them?

(they did not commit it at all, that's false)

Their children did...

Abel was favored from God because he would always give him the best offering and Cain would give God the bad offering.

That's abit mean. I'm sure they loved God just as equally. Why did God care about such material possessions?? He created that Jealousy.

were out there back then it just wasn't as common because sin was young and it just entered the Earth.

Sin was an Angel. She was Lucifers lover, infact. They were not allowed to have a child until they were (apparently) thrown from Heaven, were they then concieved and had Death...

I am going to do more Research on the Angels and such. Apparently it was Gader'el who first tempted Eve with sinfulness.

Edit:
More about Sin. Apparently later interpretations of the whole Demon thing and the whole Heaven uproar state that Lucifer was upset because God had made Lucifers brother, Jesual, the son (i don't know what this means. I'm assuming placed Lucifer second to Jesual.). From his head (who's head?? Lucifers...Jesuals!?!) he gave birth to Sin. And through copulating with her, fathered Death. He was then cast from Heaven.

Also, in the Old Testament Lucifer is referred to as 'Light-Bearer' which is marked out of the New Testament were Jesus is classed as 'the bearer of Light'.

I read somewhere else on that site that Lucifer was the bearer of Death...can't find it now. Site is - Demonness