Answer 1:
Well, you have to kiss G.W. Bush (not sure if he comes under a 'rat-faced-butt-ugly-brat'), then you can kill Mr. Gates physically but he might return in the form of an xbox, you might only get to steal half his money unless you get Bush to donate to moi- LuLu_Fund. Though be wary of the possibility of a very Odd war, you will (like Abe and Munch) be world's number 1 most wanted. In order to rule the world with the help of space monkeys, you need to kiss their ass first... might not be pleasant; they're outta this world.
However, you could avoid that all together using only one other way..... Always say no. (Hope your mom told you that.)
Answer 2:
Hello 2 U and not to me.
Question 1:
Will you marry me?
Question 2:
Why?
Question 3:
What were you doing with that spoon the other day?
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