Herrow there folks. This is going to fallow my journy through life...er....sorta...dramatized of course...I think...eh...whatever
The Wandering Idiot: Episode 1, James Go's Camping
Ah yes...
That day...
That Glorious day...that I went...
To Camp... (FLASHABACKA!!)
*James is standing in an open feild with a few kids and a footlooker*
...
This sucks
Kid: Shut up..
Or what...
*kid push's james into the foot locker and slams the door*
....
*thump thump thump* ....help?
*WHAM WHAM WHAM WHA-* OW SHIT!!
*people come over and look at it*
Kid: heh...monkey boy fall down...
*foot locker jumps about violently, children run and scream*
*Giant monsterous spider lands on foot locker*
Hey could someone help me...whats that noise...
*Spider rips the top off the foot locker*
AIEE!!! *wets self*
*Spider tears james out of the open foot locker and thrash's him*
TO BE CONTINUED!!...WHEN I GET BACK!!