Larex: "Well, now that we're alone let's have some fun! Follow me."
*Walks out the door and to the left*
Larex: "Now that we're heading into battle it is important to act like nothing is happening, okay? You'll see why. No weapons should be drawn but they should be visible to anyone glancing at you."
"Kaiazen, what did I just say?"
Kaiazen: "Um.."
Larex: "A glowing sword counts as a weapon, it shouldn't be in your hand."
*Looks around*
Larex: "See"
*points to emeny charging towards group in full leather armour waving a club*
"He now thinks you're an enemy. Um...Og, you want to take this one?"
Og: "Okay."
*Og attackes enemy*
(crack)
*Enemy falls*
Larex: "Good. Now, can anyone see Og's mistake?...Anyone?"
"Well, it's a trick question. For every enemy you see,"(*curiously flicks his wrist*) "there's one you can't."
(Distant Thud) "It's the same with my weapons."
"But don't worry, he wasn't an archer." *points to corpse at end of the street*
Larex: "Now, where do y'all want to go to for the next lesson? Into battle; To the rendevous; Another pub; Anywhere.
It's your RPG, y'all decide!"
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