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07-22-2003, 03:54 PM
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Chapter 10:
(as told by Abe)

So we started of and had fun, but soon it got boring
but the good thing was that we were in the Forest
was refreshing.
"Man" Alf said "this place is creepy"
"you said it" added buddy.
"Now how much longer"An ex-Scrub named 765893,but we called
him tial said.
"For crying out loud we only started two hours ago" i said
"So?" Alf said "How much longer?"
"Two days most likely" i said
"Where's a good bird portal when you need one" Buddy Joked.
When night came, we all settled down in a nice clearing of the
forest. but what we didn't know was that we were being watched. *"duhn duhn duhn"* The nest day we finally got out
Of the forest, just to fun into A Soul storm brew Shack.
"Step right up! Step right up!" A slig shouted "Free brew! Free refreshing SoulStormBrew! Cold out of the Brewery!"
"Oh Goody!" Alf and the others cheered.
"But what would happen when we got drunk" A asked
"You ask for more!" the glukkon right beside him said
The slig nodded.
"Fine", i said "but not to much".
Soon, like typical, all exept me were drunk with brew.
then they all felt . "Told you so" i said
"Were not drunk" Alf said wheezly
then he whispered "The truth is we're really drunk"
"eww!" i said as i backed away from his icky breath.
Then they all farted.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" the slig yelled "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
"What's happening?" i asked
"well whenn you drink brew, you Fart..."
BOOM!!!! a big explosion happen
When it all settled, there was no shack, just alot of yuck, guts, wood, and glass.
"Well, i guess that It is Explosive when you drink" Buddy said
We all had a laugh at that and headed on our way.


To be continued...
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