OK, how about these:
Sligerette Vendos! What are sligerettes you ask...let me tell you! They are cigarettes specially formulated to addict sligs to them. Made by the Vykkers, sligerettes are just another way for them to make moolah. Abe can throw sligerettes to a group of sligs to distract them for a good while! Knowing sligs, they'll be greedy and end up KILLING each other to have the sligerettes all to themselves. And if one of them says " Hey look, its Abe!" the other sligs will just think that he's trying to distract them so he can have the sligerettes, so they'll just shoot him more! HEHEHE!
Honeycomb Vendos! Made by natives, these are just for Elums! Just throw one in the general direction of an Elum and he'll come a' runnin! And it heals them if they're hurt! A new way for lazy Elums to allow you to ride them!
Suicide Vendos! Compile your own mix of whatever ya want! You can only mix about 3 drinks at a time, but they last a little longer than other Vendos!
Goo Vendos! Ya need to get through a tiny crack? Just drink some Goo and your on your way! It turns Abe and friends into goo! It only lasts for a short while, so ya better get movin'!
Zap Vendo for Abe! Zap for Abe! Ya know how Bigface gives Abe those scars on his hands. Now Abe has the power to zap his enemies! Tired of just slapping sligs with your hands, now you can zap them with your hands!
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