As knowbody seems to be reading this anymore (other that Al) I'm just gonna shut up shop for the summer.
So i'll leave you with 2 things. Number one is a competition, Write a short story including Splat and pm it to me and I'll pick the best. There are prizes involved to (oooh, prizes, what could they be?)
Number 2 is this:
Abe leans back in a deck chair in front of a white board, which fills the screen, and has "Silly songs with Alf" written untidily on it in black marker. Abe speaks: "Now it's time for silly songs with Alf." The part of the show where Alf comes out, And sings, a silly song.
Abe's screen wheels away, taking the deck chair with it. Behind is a wild west back drop. Alf stands in the middle of the screen whering a ten-gallon-hat. "The water buffalo song!" Alf declares in a Texas accent.
Barn dance music starts up and Alf starts singing:
"Everybody's got a water buffalo!
Yours is fast but mine is slow,
where we get them I don't know but
everybody's got a water buffalo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I took my buffalo to the store:
Got his head stuck in the door,
Spilled some scrab cakes on the floor but
everybody's got a water buffalo-ooooooooooooooooouuuh!"
Both Alf's wolf like cry and the music is cut short by Munch charging in screaming: STOP, STOP, STOP! You can't sing "everybody's got a water buffalo" when everybody does NOT have a water buffalo! If you sing "everybody's got a water buffalo" then we're going to get nasty letters saying "where's my water buffalo?" "Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, so just stop being so silly!"
Abe's screen is wheeled back in. Abe is still sitting on his deck chair. "This has been silly song's with Alf. Tune in next time to here Alf sing,"
Alf, still in his T-G-hat, pops in to Abe's screen for his bit, as the music starts up again.
"everybody's got a baby kangaroo,
Yours is pink but mine is blue,
First was small but then it grew, oh
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo-oooaarrgh!"
Munch charges in and headbutts Alf in the gut, sending him flying out of the screen.
SEE YA ALL NEXT AUTUMN FOLKS! *Waves The Red Muse's little flag with an S on it!*
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