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07-14-2003, 09:30 AM
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Jacob
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because people as old as water use that word.
Dead people use that word?? Besides, you live in America...which, explains everything really...

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imagine yourself walking in the forest one day, and a clock all of a sudden just fell from the ground.
Well, the first thing i would ponder would be "Whoa...whats going on here then!?! Clocks...falling...FROM THE GROUND!?! Wackyness!!"

Pinky, i do nae know anything about the beginning of life, except its theories that we happened due to another planet exploding or something and bacterium from that planet travelled and hit Earth...were it then adapted and the like to amazingness that is me...yes.

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better yet Jacob, why don't you tonight, try to have sex with yourself. What do you think about that?
lol @ 'what do you think about that?'. Well, what i think is that penetration of the penis kind cannot happen with the average male...and thus...homosexual naughtyness is not like penetrating yourself...

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It is like having sex with yourself
No...its like having sex with the same sex...not with yourself...

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How can you argue with someone who knows the bible?
The Bible being the book which tells people its the book of God...Thats like me saying "Hey, i'm God!!" and people saying "No your not...who says??" and me going "I DO...COS I AM GOD...away...banish...fireball...Rarrr!!"

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It's like arguing with a doctor who knows everything about heart disease, and you tell him that heart disease is caused from watching television, and it's not.
A Doctor has hard evidence and training. The Bible just tells people that it, itself is the book of God...see above.

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Read the bible
And it all comes back to the Bible...

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That's because, God did not understand why the human spirit is weak.
He created them. He gave them freewill and he did all the powerful shtuffs...and is supposed to be all knowing and shtuffs...yet...does not know why humans are weak.

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Also, it's not 90% sinners
I was missing out the 10% that were newborn babies in wedlock...

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Like the burning bush in the Moses story, which he had a man voice. Also, Jesus said my father so we think he's a guy.
The Bush could have been Metatron. And how do you know Jesus said my father...hmm, lemme take a guess...did you read it in the Bible, Pinky?

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Yeah, the old saying "practice what you preach" pretty much sums up everything.
Not when the Bible doesn't clearly state homosexuality is bad. I really cannae wait when the religious people die and realise we just pass onto the spirit realm and not into Heaven...then we'll see...oh aye...we shall see!!

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SeaRex, on your banner, is that you??
Indeed it is him, how thexaaay he lookth.

Luke, how about me and you thex ourthelveth tonight, eh? You thooperliciouth piethe 'o' meat...

Points that i didn't touch on were touched on my Fax...well done you!!
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