i know that my last story wasn't that good cause i was about to go to bed i just sped it up
story 7:
Genisis: the fast food translation (modified to 100% Oddworld)
and odd populated the world with varities of different vegetables so Muddokon and female Muddokon may live long and healthy lives.
and Magog created RF drive through. and RF drive through brought forth the 99 cent double paramite pie. and Magog said to muddokon "you want fries with that?"
and Muddokon said "supersize them" and Muddokon gained pounds.
and odd created the healthful yogurt, so that Female muddokon might keep her figure witch Muddokon found so fair.
and Magog froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colered sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt. and Female Muddokon gained pounds.
and odd said "try my crispy green salads"
and Magog brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits and shredded cheese. and there was ice cream for dessert. and Female Muddokon gained pounds.
And odd said " i have sent your heart healthy vegetables
and Olive oil in which to cook them".
and magog brought forth paramite fried steaks from crackle barrel. so big that it needed its own platter. and muddokon gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol went through the roof.
and Odd brought forth running shoes and Muddokon resolved to lose those extra pounds.
And magog brought forth cable tv with Remote control so Muddokon would not have to toil with ESPN and ESPN2. and muddokon gained pounds.
and odd said "your'e running up the score, Magog".
and odd brought forth the potato. shipped first class from earth. and vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming in nutrition.
and Magog peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them, and he created sour cream dip also.
and muddokon clutched his remote control and at eht epotato chips. and Magog saw and said, "It is good"
And man went into cardiac arrest.
And odd sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...
And Magog created Vykkers...
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