[Jacob]

I saw two shocking occurances yesterday -

1) The first one was whilst i was in the shop 'Game'. Anyway, as i was looking at the new Dvd's that were gracing the shelves, i noticed out of the corner of my eye...a rather...interesting looking male. So i turned to him...and, yes, he was rather fit. His arms were so...yum. His face was very...Mrow and his body was g-o-r-geous!! The only bad points were his appauling hairstyle and his clothing. But i'd still perform with him. But as i watched as he slowly walked down the shop...coming towards me like some...Baywatch...person...i noticed his hand was linked with somebody elses...a females...a...a...a creature. Her fingers were paved in Gold rings...her wrist had rows upon rows of Gold armlets and her...her height...she looked like one of the 7 dwarfs that had just had a shave. Her hair was bleach blonde and her white, short, skimpy, tacky dress was appaulingly showing her tree-stumpish legs. They passed me...and i literally laughed out loud...at that point i then ran from the store. Mainly because of the fact that i must've been seen as some freak, laughing loudly at the Dvd rack...

2) Let me set the scene. I have just darted out of Game. I am proceeding down the street, scanning the area for cute people who will rid me of that vile vision of the grotesque globule of skin and fat. As i search around i notice something...a pink something...my eyes look...and...and there i see it...a greasy hair, heroin addict in a pink (and obviously short) dress. She was with this other creature who was dressed in sports wear with bleach blondeness and her roots showing. As i watched in horror this beast then leant up and kissed...as in...passionate...her boyfriend...he...he was filth ridden...literally...and on a bike, stolen...obviously...i was mortified and ran...ringing up one of my friends to state "YOU NEVER GUESS WHAT HORROR I HAVE JUST ENDURED!!".

In conclusion its obvious that these things will have mate recreationally without protection. Their small, diseased sperm/eggs will meet...and produce, yet another, creature. Not only will this creature be born into a family of filth and dirt...but it will most likely be born with AIDS. HIV. Or some other, random, STD that, that kind obviously carry.

In a perfect world those beasts will carry on mating recreationally without protection...but in a perfect world, AIDS and HIV kills their kind in under 5 minutes...yes...i would proudly stand on top of a high rise block of flats, watching as blood seeped from their eyes, nostrils and ears...watching as they rolled on the floor in agony, feeling the disease rip apart their insides...watching as slowly each one of those diseased low lifes rapidly wipe themselves out...

Of course, you get bad and good wherever you go. But its a proven statistic that 99.8% of f*cked up Heroin addicts are going to be the ones who are racist, sexist and homophobic...and that 97.7% are from filthy backgrounds. So i urge you, lets help them get out of poverty. Pick up a bottle, fill in with a highly flammable substance and put a flaming piece of rag in the top of it. Wait til they're all off their faces with crack (not good crack either) and throw...then listen to the crackling of their morbidly tic-ridden flesh...