[Jacob]

Dear Max,
Ahh, gorgeous people are very thooperlicious indeed...but is he gorgeous because you want to be him? Or because you want to be IN him? Hm? You must define which one he is. Some people can want somebody because they want to be them, nice arms, six pack, black hair, green eyes...Mmmmmm...yes...anyway...You say the school will gossip about you? Well, you obviously didn't have much influence before you came out (if you did come out that is, or did they just find out themselves...?). Anyway, as a fag you should be on the hierarchy of the social foodchain, however, you're not and because of such a thing it's going to be hard for you to gain exceptance and the like. It would help if you were camp and funny...since every girl wants a stereotypical camp and funny gay friend, which will automaticly give you power. However, moving on from this point since you're clearly not like that i shall answer your questions...*reads*...Hmmm, two problems. You state 'circumnavigate', by reading this i am assuming you mean 'circumcise' in which case, no, do not circumcise the problem...unless you need to for religious/medical reasons. Your empathy and judge of character should put you in good stead for the action you take. If you believe that this guy, Jonny, will take your perversion over him well...and not freak out and break your sinning little nose...then tell him. If you believe he will, then do not. I am assuming that you fell down the social totempole due to your misdemeanors with Ross...in that case, if you do not wish to fall into the mud at the bottom, i suggest you hush. However, you may feel like you're lying to yourself or hiding something you don't want to hide...in which case get over yourself, gain some power, gather some gossip about the popular people, hone your bitch skills and go for it...if you get gossiped about, retaliate with a "Well, blah-blah had 2 abortions last year" or "Well, Ross isn't the only guy i've conjoined with...". Yes. With the second problem you could just tell him as a friend, then it is off your chest and inevitably up to him what he does...beit leave Smear and the other guy...or stay with them and slowly realise they hate him and want his ass to burn on a metallic pole...either way...its his choice...

Hmmm...longness...