Oooh Max you will be saved! Don't worry!
Dear Jacob
I... I have a serious problem but I don't know how to explane it but I will give it a try. I found myself attracted to my fire Hydrant what should I do? I don't have a life and everyone thinks I am fag! what FU*K should I do?
I think I am turning into a dog. What kind demonic device is happening here?
I need some advice.