[Jacob]

Ohh...questions akimbo!!

Dear Oddling,
I do not know your area so i cannot direct you to an asylum or a "7 11" (i'm English...i don't know what that means) so the best cause of action i can state to you is take the fork out of your mouth, find a washing machine, climb inside, get somebody to turn it on and revel in the whirlingness. This will inevitably cause you some discomfort...but at least you're not thinking about the pain of your ulcers. On your second point i believe the problem you have is a severe case of Mosquito-michieviousness. This is a common problem in...erm...rooms...yes...the best cause of action is to amputate the vile, pulsating, grotesque, bite-ridden appendages. This is to ensure people are not sickened by your appearance. I would then advise you to call for an Ambulance...however...it's highly likely you will pass out and die from blood loss...so...well, just enjoy the rapidly decreasing seconds of your existance...

Dear Fax,
Is it wrong? Some may say it is. Some may say you're a murderer. Some may even say you're going to Hell...and you will be, but not for that...the fact of the matter is that you're a freak of nature. A guy with a womb is not Gods work...its the Devils...you're the Devils sperm...God hates you. The Church hates you. The good, decent people of the world hate you. It doesn't matter if you take the life of a blob inside of you...if you pop out the child God won't begin to love you...he will still hate you...and most likely pee on you...and you're spawn...you're a freak...God will shun you into darkness...we will shun you into darkness...let the Devil sort you out you little nymph of torture and harm...

Dear Spike,
Who is this "they" you speak about? The only creatures who divulge that false hope information are the creatures who, themselves, want to be perfect. These are dangerous people...run away from them...if they're a member of you're family state that they molested you. Not only will you get your 15 minutes of fame...but you will get away from the perfectionist Nazis...save yourself...you can...God loves you...not unlike the Uterus wielding man-freak up above...

Thankyou for you're questions. I really feel i have helped some people with some, obviously, distressing queries...