Dear Jacob,
I have two problems, 1 I have been sucking on the handle end of a fork for over 4 hours. There is a small pool of saliva forming on my desk below my mouth, and painful ulsurs are starting to form on my cheeks, could you please direct me to either a 7 11, or an asyllum? Whichever one you think would suite me better. 2 There is a large mosquito buzzing aorund my room. It has bitten me many times and where it has bitten me it it very swollen and red, and starting to pus. The room is swirling, I am dizzy, hot, sweaty, and about to pass out. What do you think is wrong with me? What do you think made me like this? Should I call the hospital, or just take some aspirin? Help me out Jacob!
Oddling l:c l
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