Hey there,
I am currently awaiting my STD tests and was just wondering if you thought i should carry on screwing around? If not, why? What if i did it standing up? Cos that always helps with not getting the girls pregnant...cheers mate!!
Anon
Dear Anon,
This is a very tricky situation, due to the fact i don't know what STD you have...i would advise you to leave the intercourse alone for now until you find out what disease you are being violated by. If you are going to have intercourse, use protection...like a vice...or a carrier bag. The fact you believe the 'standing up' myth is worrying due to the fact it means you have seamanated countless girls with your seed...which is bad...i believe you should be neutered and your parents punished for bringing you up...then all the foetus' you have helped to create should be destroyed...along with the open-legged whores you have manifested yourself into...why do i believe this? Because i am better than you and your kind are nothing but insects to a God-like deity such as i...
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