The evilness!
I never got to see the Gaurdian Angel thing and so you spoil it....oh well.
The stitches on Abe's lips are made from a special leather. Abe got stitches because he was always very cranky and stubborn when he was working at RuptureFarms so the Glukkons couln't stand him anymore and they sewed his lips up. Fourntally for Abe, the stitches become loose as he grew and got older and so he can talk again. THE END! (Your supposed to clap now! Hello? Is anyone there? HELLO????) LOL
Scrab Cakes! Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmm! They'll cost ya an' arm an' a leg!
Literary!