I won a goldfish at a carnival when I was 13. I'm 18, now. His name is Frankensizzle.
I won a 'be a DJ for a day' contest, once. Sadly, they didn't let me pick songs, mess with the sound board, or talk that much. All I really did was sit there with cans on my ears and watch everyone else do shit. Half the time my mic wasn't even on.
Stupid Kroq.
On my 18th birthday I bought a lottery ticket and won 20 dollars. I took it to the palace [a casino on a local reservation] and nearly trippled it thanks to the wonders of roulette and slot machines.
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