Stop whinging. I haven't laughed this hard in years. I would just like to take this opertunity to laugh my head off at you for making a pathetic attempt to make out that you never actually even thought I was Reese in the first place! Bollocks mate! Don't you say I come out with crap excuses, then come out with one that makes the record books for crapness.
I will moan and complain and bitch as much as I want because YOU have given me reason to. If you don't want something to happen, as I said before, don't perform all the actions that lead up to that consequence, otherwise people will just assume that you wanted it to happen, which I do.
I would only be patronising you if you actually already knew what I was telling you, and if I was telling it to you in a way that sounds as though you don't know it. Don't give yourself the credit that you actually knew or understood what I was saying, because if you did you wouldn't have reacted in such a way.
Now, I have made everything as clear as it needs to be, if you don't want me to come back here, you don't need to tell me, because it will have no effect. By the way, making comments about someone behind their back, after they have left for good, after an argument, is known behaviour in the world of psychology. It is said to express primitive behaviour, where a socially damaged group re-establishes its meaning and gets itself back together again, by making the whole situation seem to be in their control.*
4ourth.
*Disclaimer: 4ourth was mostly having fun in this post.
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