Curse those corporate fiends!
Arrgh, I can't believe it! By making the next Oddworld game more shooting-oriented, they're taking away Oddworld's soul! I swear, if they ever make it a first-person-shooter, I'm takin' names! Lanning said in the X-Factor show on the Discovery Channel that he's moving away from under-dog heroes and puzzles to shooting and tough-guy heroes! Steef is going to have a crossbow! It's not Oddworld, I tells ya! It' wrong! Who's with me?!
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Step right up and shoot pasties off the nipples of a ten-foot bull dyke! Win a cotton candy goat!
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