heres mine
1)we must all worship the mods (all day every day) if we dont we shall be invaded by the almighty rasion
2)we must post spam so we will get more post stars(dont even ask why i chose that
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3)we must study whichcrafts and wizdery after 5:50pm till 12:00am
4)we must not go to skool cos this will means we will be unable to
worship the mods
and that means we will be squshed by the almighty rasion
5)we must worship sligs for there lazyness and dumbness