alf??????????? when did i put alf in this story?
Chapter 1
(as told by abe)
well, after getting out of ruptre farms, a landed on a plat form surrounded by all the mudokons that i rescued from the evil meat factory. well, as birds fly, muds have gas so, like usual, i farted. embarrassed by the exploit of stinky fartness, i blushed, then to my surprise everyone laughed!, so did i! well, big face patted me on the back and sent me plummetting down to the ground (on accident of course) and landed into the sweet world of temperery unconciessness. then i saw the weirdos. three floatin spirits of the mudomo and mudanchee tribes.
"Abe!" said one"your the savior of the mudokons, man!"
"huh?" i said
"yep!" another said
"you da man"said the third one
then like an instant, one arm popped off, than a leg till the ghostly peices where no where
"oh man!"one said
"they're there!" said the other
"What?" i asked
"the glukkons are stealing our bones from nekkrem burial grounds and..."
"What!" i exploded
"sad huh" he said
"pitiful, just pitiful" i said
" well the're using mud slves and..."
"MUD SLAVES!. are you trying to say that i need to go to nekkrum mines..."
"and Soul storm brewery and slig barracks and..."
"okay okay i get the point that i need to rescue muds. ehh... how much muds are there?"
" about 300"
"300!!!! golly! thats 3 times as much as ruptre farms!"
"yah, well lets not spend all day to chit chat now go!!!"
and with that go i was suddenly shoken awake by bigface.
"he's okay!"bigface assured
a loud sigh of relief came from all over the place.
"well" i said " i need to go to nekkrum mines"
to be continued...
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