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06-09-2003, 03:41 AM
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Wired HE!HE!HE! :) :lol:

these are some poems that i both made up, and found in comics, and they're not just poems, they're other things too!

here's one


This is a poem,
please do what you're told.
this is a bucket of water,
Ice Cold!!!

Please take this water,and dump it on me
don't hesitate,
do it A.S.A.P.!!!

he he he! funny huh? that's not the last one ]



here is one more



Top ten reasons dogs are expelled from obedience school

10. drinking from the falculty toilet
9. never turning in homework ...always claiming their owners ate it.
8. carjacking
7. wearing "cats stink" t-shirts in direct violation of school dress code.
6. mooning passing cars
5. playing hooky when they should be playing dead
4. cutting in line at the hydrent
3. sticking their noses where they don't belong
2. hiding crib notes at the back of flea collars
3. drooling on the principles shoes


funny huh? you can put your funny poems and such here to!
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