Hmm, lets see...
Mike Tyson. No wait, lets try not to have murderer or rapist as our favorite. How about Mark "Chewy" Chmura? Nope, jury is still out on the raping though. How about O.J. Simpson. No! No double homicides as role models. O.K. Who is left, Nancy Carrigan. Nope. Sammy "I swear it was my practice bat" Sosa? Nope. Chris Carter, the greatests reformed druggie and consummate teammate, a sure Hall of Famer? Nah, I think I'll take O.J., since he is a shining example of the rolemodels sports players can be. THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
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