*Singing a la Marylin Monroe* Happy B-day, to you... Happy B-day, to you. Happy B-day, dear Abe Babe. Hap-*SMACK!*
MOJO: SHUT UP!
Me: OW! Whadda you did that for!?
MOJO: You was gettin' on my nerves!
Me: But I was just - *Sees every-1 staring at him* Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that... I have developed a second personality recently... Don't mention him...
MOJO: What? Don't mention ME? Shut up!
*Starts argueing with himself*
*Walks off, still argueing...*
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I'm watching you...
:
- You're a dick, Mojo.
- And you're still a dick.
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