[MojoMan220]

"Takes forever to load anything."
It actually has the fastest load times out of the three consoles dumbass.

"Weighs about 15 pounds."
No, but you do... besides once puberty hits you might grow a muscle or two.

"No good games for it."
You obviously don't own an Xbox, so why bother proving you wrong on this one.

"Microsoft makes it (Bill Gates is the devil)."
Does your computer run on Windows?

"All the games cost too much."
They cost the same as the other two alternatives.

"It's too difficult to simply turn the thing off with the one big button and one little button."
Are you brainless?

"XBox Live! sucks."
Do you realize GCN has no online plan? Or perhaps you like the lag invested PS2 service that makes you pay a bundle more for an adapter and hard-drive.

"Halo was a bad release game."
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

"I'm just prejudicial against Microsoft."
Really??