thread: XBox Sucks
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06-02-2003, 10:03 PM
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Exclamation XBox Sucks

I just got back from having a threesome with a cow and a gerbil and your momma. Excuse the lateness in posting this.

Why this is true:
  • Takes forever to load anything.
  • Weighs about 15 pounds.
  • No good games for it.
  • Microsoft makes it (Bill Gates is the devil).
  • All the games cost too much.
  • It's too difficult to simply turn the thing off with the one big button and one little button.
  • XBox Live! sucks.
  • Halo was a bad release game.
  • I'm just prejudicial against Microsoft.
How can you people live with this piece of crap that is weakly named a gaming platform? It's disgusting. Even Dreamcast is better than this p.o.s.. I think you're all being paid by Microsoft to constantly drone on and on about future release games, game concepts, etc. in an attempt to further Bill Gates' already too-large pocketbook.
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Last edited by Majic; 06-02-2003 at 02:35 PM..