hay! here it is! the mudokon bible(the real question is if the mudokons already have a bible) this is going to be a bunch of great(and not so great) stories! here we goooo!
in the beginning ODD created the skies and the brown stuff they call dirt that you walk on.after he and/or she made all that fancy stuff, ODD made thae animals that walk the world as we know(exapt that he got rid of the meeches after RF was built.
ohwell. and after the animals, he made the great and all powerfull Shrykull,but after the shrykull,he got tired of it and split it into the two main animal species on oddworld,Paramite and scrabs. he liked that, but he noticed that the species were to dumb. so he created the first mudokon,BIG NOSE, the first mudokon, but he was lonely, so the japenese got mad and tore off his fourth finger and made it into the first lady mudokon.then he found two fungis and turned them into glukkons and vykkers, interns and sligs, and all the other industrial creatures, exept for the sligs, who were going to be native till the glukkons came and beat them up. after that, he went to hawaii and fell asleep, for about, oh say, about a hundred years. and then, when he came back, he saw they're proggress, and he was the opposite of mad
Sound ODD? good, oh, and by the way,yu can give me some tips
