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05-26-2003, 04:58 PM
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The Effect of Drugs...

First three pictures - Twitches nervously...
Fourth picture - Says "Hello" to the interviewer...
Fifth picture - An unknown drug residing under his tongue is subtly manouvered so its on his tongue...
Sixth picture - Swallowing the drug...
Seventh picture - Notices a pink movement on his leg...
Eigth picture - See's small Pink Mice running up his leg...
Ninth picture - The interviewer is a large Pink Mouse...
Tenth and Eleventh picture - Anger takes ahold as the Pink Mouse swears at Lorne...
Twelth picture - Big Pink Mouse turns into an attractive woman, Lorne winks at her and uses a corny chat-up line such as "Hi pwincess."
Thirteenth picture - Attractive woman breaks wind and turns into a green glob, hence the disgusted face...
Fourteenth picture - He asks the question "Who are you?"
Fifthteenth picture - Says "Oh, really..." when the creature replies with "Your clone..."
Sixteenth picture - Asks "But...but how?"
Seventeenth picture - Awaits for a reply...
Eighteenth picture - Awaits for a reply...
Nineteenth picture - Feels moistness between his legs as he urninates himself...

Interview ended

Last Picture - Lorne in his happier, drug free, days...

Disclaimer: In the pictures stated above, Lorne Lanning was not on drugs, i repeat, was not on drugs. And i have only said so for amusing amusingness...this means that all you bloodthirsty Lawyers can sod off...like, now.
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